Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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