i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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