Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
‎"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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