Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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