I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
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I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
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In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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