yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
