she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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