How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
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There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
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You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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