You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
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