I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
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This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
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she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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