I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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