what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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