you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
