I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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