I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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