i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
How external is "for external use only"?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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