the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
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He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
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Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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