i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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