This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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