In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
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You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
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Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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