Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Randomize
