I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
you are never too drunk for berry picking
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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