I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
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I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
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I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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