i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
where am i from again
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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