You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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