Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
im holly from the hills drunk
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
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drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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