Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
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You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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