And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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