I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
honey bunches of taint.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Randomize
