Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I don't think brook has ever known best
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
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