But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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