Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
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I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
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I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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