Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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