When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize