The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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