Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
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So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Randomize