Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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