We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize