So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
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He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
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If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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