you guys were way drunker than both of me
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
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I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
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I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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