Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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