U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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