ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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