Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I have tasted many bathrooms
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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