i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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