For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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