Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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