i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just cut my nipple shaving
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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