Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
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I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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