I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
