How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
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