This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
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Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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