I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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