You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
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He felt like a one man threesome
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
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dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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