he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just threw up on my dentist
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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